South Park Halloween special goes meta amid delays | JQJO

South Park’s Oct. 31 Halloween episode went gleefully meta. Stan railed that the show "sucks now" for politics, then launched a South Park Sucks crypto, sending cousin Kyle Schwartz to seek Trump's protection. Trump held a seance led by Attorney General Pam Bondi to expel a behatted haunt, revealed as Melania, while FCC chair Brendan Carr appeared as a mummy after "losing his freedom of speech," according to Stephen Miller. The Friday special, The Woman in the Hat, arrived two days late amid 2025 delays; new episodes are slated for Nov. 12, Nov. 26 and Dec. 10.

More than three dozen members of the United States Congress received envelopes containing white powder less than three weeks before the November three midterms. The latest incident involved Virginia Democrat Suhas Subramanyam, whose Leesburg district office was evacuated after a suspicious substance arrived. Preliminary tests indicated the powder was not hazardous. Federal agents, including the FBI, Capitol Police and the U.S. Postal Inspection Service, are investigating the campaign. Election offices in at least fifteen states reported receiving or being targeted by suspicious mail. No suspect has been named, and authorities have not released a confirmed figure.

Elon Musk said on Monday he will give one SpaceX share to every child in America next year. The announcement came in an X post, with no age limit specified. SpaceX stock rose one percent in morning trading that day. Musk may use Trump Accounts to distribute the shares. SpaceX COO Gwynne Shotwell pledged over three hundred twenty million dollars in stock for more than two million children.

The Indianapolis Colts have fired General Manager Chris Ballard and are now exploring a potential hire of former quarterback Peyton Manning. Dan Patrick announced on his show that the Colts’ first call will be to Manning, who could also receive an ownership stake. The Colts have not yet contacted Manning, but the possibility is being discussed. If hired, Manning would focus solely on the GM position, leaving his media ventures behind. The move could bring a high-profile figure back to Indy and reshape the team's front‑office structure.

A Russian Geran‑3 drone struck the central park of Nova Vodolaha in Kharkiv Oblast on October nineteenth, killing six people, including two children aged eight and one, and injuring at least fifteen. Interior Minister Ivan Vyhivskyi said the attack made no military sense, while President Volodymyr Zelensky called it an "absolute atrocity" and urged that sanctions against Russia remain in place until such killings cease. Prosecutors have opened a pre‑trial investigation into a possible war crime.

Jon Stewart will remain the host of Comedy Central’s "The Daily Show" through December two thousand and twenty‑eight, extending his once‑a‑week role through the next presidential election. Skydance announced the two‑year extension on Monday, resolving uncertainty about Stewart’s contract, which was due to expire in December. The new deal means one of television’s most prominent critics of President Donald Trump is staying in place for the rest of Trump’s term. Stewart will continue hosting on Monday nights, an arrangement in place since January two thousand and twenty‑four, and serving as executive producer of the series. The agreement is Stewart’s longest extension since returning to the program, following two successive one‑year renewals.

Donnie Wahlberg, the actor and singer, posted a video on Sunday thanking God and the pilots after his private jet skidded off runway one‑L at Harry Reid International Airport. The jet, carrying him and seven others, failed to lift off and ran off the runway, striking the airport’s perimeter fence. Wahlberg described the incident as intense, saying the pilots’ actions prevented a serious disaster. He praised emergency personnel on the ground and expressed gratitude for everyone’s safety. The incident occurred after a New Kids on the Block show in Las Vegas.

Kendall Jenner, thirty, did not attend her sister Kylie Jenner’s surprise appearance at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on Sunday, October eighteenth. Kylie, twenty-nine, debuted as the first non‑Angel to wear the Fantasy Bra, a fifty‑million‑dollar diamond‑studded garment. The event drew Kylie’s partner, Timothée Chalamet, and mother Kris Jenner, who celebrated a milestone on Instagram. Kendall’s absence, coupled with her Instagram silence, prompted fans to speculate about a possible feud between the sisters.

The author, a professor in Zurich and a Swiss militia helicopter pilot, explains a recent silence as a result of teaching duties and annual flight training. He describes his responsibilities as a captain, noting the need for a minimum of fifty hours of training each year. The writer also shares personal reflections, mentioning his family—Jocelyne, the children, Gino, Tsigane, and Safira—and his commitment to Switzerland’s defense. He criticises the U.S. president’s actions, describing them as “cowardice” that erodes America’s credibility. Finally, he turns to astronomy, noting that the Magellanic Clouds are two galaxies visible to the naked eye from the southern hemisphere and that they have never been visited by the author.

After the Broncos’ overtime victory over the Seahawks, Prime Video’s Ryan Fitzpatrick called Bo Nix’s performance garbage. Payton, however, said he has not considered benching the quarterback. He emphasized improving the offensive line and running game instead. Payton also said he focuses on the next game against Arizona, ignoring media criticism. Fitzpatrick will have another chance to evaluate Nix before the Steelers matchup on Black Friday.

A Purdue University team that searched for Amelia Earhart’s missing Lockheed Electra 10‑E on the remote Pacific island of Nikumaroro has reported a setback. The expedition, which focused on the Taraia Object—a visual anomaly first spotted in satellite imagery in 2020—found no conclusive evidence that the object was aircraft wreckage. Instead, the team concluded the anomaly was likely a collection of large trees deposited along the peninsula’s sandspit. By the time the team arrived, much of the debris had fragmented and washed away, leaving only a single Y‑shaped fragment. The fragment’s reflective surface was caused by a carbonate veneer, and other items found were coated with a shiny concretized amalgam of coral sand. Despite the disappointment, the expedition uncovered several artifacts, including a 30‑inch steel tube, that could help study how debris travels through the lagoon. The team remains hopeful that Earhart may have ended up on Nikumaroro, but no artifacts were conclusively linked to the missing aircraft.