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Josh Johnson riffed through a string of sharp lines, imagining a train-conductor delay for the “Trump train” because an Epstein file is on the tracks. He mocked Jeffrey Epstein for writing about his crimes in emails—“Hey, girl… sex crimes this weekend”—and contrasted that with Donald Trump, saying he avoids incriminating emails, preferring in-person talks, phone calls, or even a drawing of a naked woman. Johnson ended on a sober note: as an American, he said, it would be better for everyone if the country did not have a sexual predator as president.

Prepared by Lauren Mitchell and reviewed by editorial team.